I’m Still on Hold – Gabriela Flores

Wed, 15 Nov 2017 13:44:44 +0000

(Verse)
I finally get around to dialing the number
That 1-800 I so dearly dread, I do
I give myself a pep talk
This call won’t take that long
But an hour and 2 minutes later I was wrong

(Chorus)
I’m still on hold
I should’ve used the bathroom
My latte’s taking its toll
Feels like I’m in the twilight zone
Lost track of time and date and year
How long have I been sitting here?
As the world keeps turning endlessly
I’m still on hold

An Ode to the IRS

Fri, 18 Nov 2016 15:22:49 +0000

I need to talk to the tax man today,
But I don’t want to wait on hold all day.
I don’t have a choice, so I pick up the phone,
Waiting and waiting, bored and alone.

They play me some music (if such can be called).
What’s that? A faint click…then nothing at all.
All that time waiting goes straight in the bin,
And now I must wait all over again.

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